Please join me in honoring myself here!

Where did you first meet Noah?
I've known myself ever since the day I was born.

What are your funniest memories of Noah?
My 1st birthday was a mess.

What are your best memories of Noah?
I peaked at 4years old.

What have you learned from Noah?
Always do your best.

What do you think people would want to know about Noah?
He's not so bad!

What would you like Noah to know?
What's, uh, the deal?

Sandwich or Burrito?
Still deciding.